Meet Bloomie

Text +1 (480) 335-6271 from your iPhone and you're in. No app to download, no account to create. Bloomie kicks off with a quick guided tour — a few short messages walking through what she can do, plus her contact card so you can save her name and photo to the thread.

Connect your Bloom account to unlock stock prices, portfolio tracking, and trading. Bloomie sends you a setup link — tap it, verify your phone number, and you're upgraded instantly. No account yet? The same link creates one in about two minutes, no app download.

Get the latest market news instantly. Ask for trending headlines across the market, or drill into a specific stock for the full story: Bloomie answers with a short take, then sends the source articles as tappable link cards, the stock's app link, and a few follow-up questions, each as its own message. React to a follow-up question (or reply to it, or just text its number) and Bloomie answers that one next.

Ask Bloomie to open any stock in the Bloom app and it sends a tappable link, as its own message right after the reply, that takes you straight to that stock's screen, with the full chart, news, and analyst ratings. Research answers, recaps and signal texts carry the same link for the stock they are about. If you do not have the app yet, the link points you to the App Store.

Ask whether a stock is worth buying and Bloomie answers with a score out of 100 instead of a shrug: a one-page report image with the score, a verdict (strong candidate, watchlist, neutral, pass), a signal, and the metrics behind it. Profitable companies are scored on the compounder track (cash generation, growth, efficiency, valuation, financial health); fast-growing unprofitable ones on the stricter growth track (growth quality, path to profitability, survival and dilution); both add the macro and Fed backdrop and recent company news. Then the numbered breakdown with the figures and points behind each line, position sizing guidance, the app link, and follow-up questions you can react to.

Check if the stock market is currently open, closed, or in pre-market/after-hours sessions. Bloomie uses real-time data that accounts for holidays and early closures.

Get real-time stock prices with key details: current price, daily change, market cap, volume, 52-week range, P/E ratio, and dividend yield. Works for any publicly traded stock or ETF.

Ask for any stock as a picture: Bloomie renders a price chart image (green or red for the range, latest price and percent move on top) and sends it right in the thread with one line of context. Ranges from one day to one year. Traders can also chart their own portfolio value.

See today's biggest winners and losers. Bloomie sends one clean table image with the top 5 gaining and top 5 losing stocks, prices and moves color coded, plus a one line take.

View your entire portfolio at a glance: every position with current value, unrealized P&L (total and daily), average entry price, and cost basis. Three or more positions arrive as a clean table image, and "how am i doing this month" gets you a rendered performance chart of your account value. No investment account yet? Bloomie says so in one line and sends the 2-minute setup link instead of an error.

Buy and sell stocks directly through iMessage. Use dollar amounts ("buy $50 of AAPL") or share quantities ("buy 2 shares of TSLA"). Bloomie always asks for confirmation before executing. Orders placed after hours are automatically scheduled for the next market open.

React to any Bloomie message that mentions a stock — a ❤️ or 👍 tapback — and Bloomie reads it as buy interest: she sets up a $10 order for that stock and asks you to confirm. Works on news alerts, daily recap messages, price checks, and the app-link bubble. (Tapbacks on the intro tour explain the feature instead, and a tapback on a follow-up question or a news card asks that question rather than starting a buy.)

View all your pending and scheduled orders, and cancel any you've changed your mind about. Bloomie asks for confirmation before canceling to prevent accidents.

Build a watchlist of stocks you care about. Bloomie uses your watchlist to send you personalized news alerts when something relevant happens to your tickers.

Customize how Bloomie talks to you. Want a professional tone? Bro vibes? Motivational coach energy? Set any tone and Bloomie adapts its personality. Reset anytime to the default voice — a plain, casual smart friend.

A once-a-day recap delivered at your preferred time, in exactly two messages: one skimmable digest — your stocks with today's moves and a one-line story each, a closing thought, and a link to the full stories in the Bloom app — followed by a swipeable card carousel. The first slide is the day's big stories as an Apple Notes style image, and every stock story carries a live price badge. Like a tiny daily show for your money.

Bloomie automatically monitors news for stocks on your watchlist and sends you alerts when something relevant drops. You control the frequency — from a few per day to up to 10.